Category Archives: Puns & Wordplay

Selfie-isms: When Words Take a Selfie: 101 Words, Phrases,

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Computers in the comedy business are becoming an increasingly big deal. Indeed, Raphaelson-West (1989:130) has also divided jokes into three main categories:: explanatory footnotes or endnotes, comments in translator's forewords, 'anthological' presentation of different, complementary solutions etc. His role is helping "on the game of make-believe". And when your clothes get crumpled it's depressing. Because there certainly hasnt with your doctor and Iraq but for the countries that border it.

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A Contrarian's Dyslexicon: Barbarism With Microchips

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Meanwhile, OJ Simpson is still searching for Nicole's real killer. If Lisa Presley has Michael Jackson's baby, is it a glove child? Do you want to enjoy my more than 333,333.33 DIET HUMOR sayings collection? Telephone Number Salary: A salary (or project budget) that has seven digits. What would you think about a potion that turns people into cats? Or the Peter-Piper-pickled-pepper-peck-picker-reminiscent Pigs, Peppers and Blues.) Scott and Teresa's next choice was Parrothead Porkers, and although not registered with the nonexistent Federal Bureau of Barbecue Eponymy, that name was already featured on another team's shirts.

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Lost in Translation: Gaffes from Bangladesh

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He tried all this in his first dictionary and most like booty got rejected! These are just a spit in the bucket, though. However, she must kill him with her bare hands. ● The only two states where divorce is illegal are the Philippines and The Vatican. ● In Fiji, public nudity and topless bathing are illegal. ● In Saudi Arabia, there is no minimum age for marriage. Superman is dressed as Clark Kent, and is drinking at the bar on top of the Empire State Building.

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Problem Child - The View From The Principal's Office:

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Sad but true: I will continue to add DIET & CHOCOLATE HUMOR to this Web site, but I will no longer be adding the "best of the best" DIET HUMOR or CHOCOLATE HUMOR to this Web site until my full DIET HUMOR and CHOCOLATE HUMOR collection of more than 333,333.33 sayings is properly published in book form. The Hebrew Bible warns the Israelites not to make themselves disgusting by eating repulsive creatures. All humans are 99.9 percent genetically identical, so don't even think of ending any potential relationship with "I just don't think we have enough in common." ~ from The Guardian, quoted in Reader's Digest, Mar. 2011, page 50. 771.

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Pun-ch Lines! (Win with Lynne)

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In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? When it comes to putters, try before you buy: Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. A golf ball is a golf ball no matter how you putt it. I used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal. Funny pun: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

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In Other Words LoLLee Gags Hogwash and Mishmash

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For those who don't know, both men are Canadian. Once they have completed their time, if they are not to be held indefinitely, they will be offered a U. Speaking of going a few ways, that’s one of them. This forum is for discussing and sharing vore-related information. Quotes, Quips, One-Liners, Quotations, Wit, Humor, Thought Provokers. I try not to spend too much time online but Wi-Fight it? 5. The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.

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Whs Prac Pun & Gram 7 8 2nd Ed

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I asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches, she said “suture self.” * Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in my vineyard. B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave. Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering ... and it's all over much too soon. Tim Vine: the man behind the masterful one-liner The comedian who won the prize for the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe offers a perfect. I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. Separately the word pun may also refer to broader concepts and creative works of symbolism or metaphor; also to visual or figurative 'double-meanings', and to such effects which arise in other sensory forms, such as music and sculpture.

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Sines of the Bizarre Too: word play & brain games with puns

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The unwashed intelligentsia is with you, Irina! Ellison bases much of his wordplay on black vernacular, the ordinary language of black Americans, enriched by colloquial expressions and proverbs as well as excerpts from songs and stories rooted in African and African American culture. Black humor is when a comedian takes serious or "dark" subject and  makes it humorous. Even if you don't know that your humerus is your funny bone, this is the book for you.... 12 new & used available from $10.95.

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The Select Works of Jonathan Swift: Containing the Whole of

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Q. why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours A. so he could hide in the crayon box Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. ~ William Congreve (1670-1729). Buy The Hee-Haw Collection (3-Disc DVD Set) at Walmart.com The knock-knock joke is a type of joke, in the format of "call and response", where the response contains a pun.

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101 Father & Son Jokes: (Inappropriate Toilet Humor and

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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. Only the man who is below the average in economic ability desires equality; those who are conscious of superior ability desire freedom; and in the end superior ability has its way. ~ Will and Ariel Durant. 337. One by-product of raising cattle is calves. A while ago, I talked about how people don’t really talk the way characters do in books.

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